If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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