out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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