My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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