Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
