last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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