so that wasnt chicken after all
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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