Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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