Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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