how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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