Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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