Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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