It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
