After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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