My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
