Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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