No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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