fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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