Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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