I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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