Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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