So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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