some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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