i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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