Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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