How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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