its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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