well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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