is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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