butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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