WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I need a hoe opinion
go on
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
