why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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