is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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