i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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