My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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