I'm lost and stupid without you.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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