There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Two words: nipple clamps
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