peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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