similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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