We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
