We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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