I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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