Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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