I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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