im so drunk with asians
where?
always
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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