Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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