I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
where does the pee come out of this thing
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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