i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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