question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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