White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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