weddingsv make me drug and hornr
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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