I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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