marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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