So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
