if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm both gender and math confused
is it fun? or sober?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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