I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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