Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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